xDD My friend told me this one. It's two jokes in one. How did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock (Who's there) It's the chicken! I laughed really hard at the lunch table. Im sooo weird. xDD
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Post by Treefur/Robinfur on Nov 26, 2011 17:32:20 GMT -5
What did the blond say when she sall a box of cherrios
Look donutseeds
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Post by Treefur/Robinfur on Nov 26, 2011 17:36:15 GMT -5
Whats black blue and brown and is stuke in a guter?
A brunet who has told to many blond jokes. :3
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Post by Treefur/Robinfur on Dec 5, 2011 22:30:30 GMT -5
What do you do when a blond throughs a pin at you?
Run, like mad!!!
She's got a hand grinad in her mouth
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Post by .:Nighteh:. on Mar 23, 2012 6:58:28 GMT -5
Blonde and Lawyer Joke (U)
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.
"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word the blonde shrugs, reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
A boy goes to school and the teachr asks him: "What's the first 4 letters of the alphabet?" He doesn't know and goes home. He goes to his brother. "What is the 1rst letter of the alphabet?" His brother goes "Shut up." Then his mom says: "Yeah sure," Sister: "I'm Michael Jackson!!" While she watches Michael Jackson. Dad watching baseball: "49 or more, hit them on!"Grandma baking buns: "My buns' burning!" boy goes to school.
"Whays he first letter?" "Shut up!" "Wanna go principal?" "Yeah sure," "Who do you think you are?" "I'm Michael Jackson!" "How many spankings ya want?" "49 or more hit them on!" "How do you feel now?" "My buns( bums) are burning!"
Four frenchman go to town. One hears yes from a boy. Second hears "Knives and Forks" in restaurant. "Third hears "He stole my lollipop" from little boy. "Fourth hears "Who cares?"
They meet up. Police comes. "Did you murder someone?" "Yes!" "What did you kill him with?" "Knives and forks!" "Why?" "He stole my lollipop!" "That's no reason!" "Who cares?"
XD All of my jokes feel free to use more detail I just don't want to type!
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